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Top 10 Fashion Faux Pas
1. Crocs
Don't tell me how comfortable they are. The reason crocs are so ugly is because they are meant to be worn while your feet are under water. Unless you are standing in the creek, you look like a dumb ass in these shoes.
2. Manpris
Manpris are capri pants for men. Gender neutral? I don't think so.
3. Cosby Sweaters
Quit day dreaming about Pudding Pops and take off that fugly sweater!
4. Coaches Shorts
It is impossible not to look like an asshole in these shorts. It's also impossible not see them and have nightmarish flash backs to 8th grade when some loser who majored in P.E. because he barely passed Remedial College Algebra is spitting in your face about how you better not stop jogging until the bell rings.
5. Mesh T-Shirts
Whether you're catching fish or catching other men, you will always look lame wearing a net for a shirt.
6. Mullets
Business in the front, party in back, douche bag all over.
7. Zubaz
Zubaz are ugly pants with wild designs and lots of room in the crotch (not that you need it). They are designed to expand with your body. Maybe your body expands because you lift weights. Most likely it's because of that beer in your hand. Nonetheless, if A.C. Slater couldn't make these pants look cool, neither can you.
This is also a friendly reminder that mullets and mesh t-shirts are still ugly.
8. Leotards
Just consider them over-sized panties, you big girl.
9. Assless Chaps
There are some places where "Invitation Only" is always preferable to "Open House."
10. Lederhosen
This one speaks for itself.
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