Where's Boda?: 2008

Friday, June 20, 2008

Stuff you should never EVER wear

Where's Boda Presents

Top 10 Fashion Faux Pas

1. Crocs

Don't tell me how comfortable they are. The reason crocs are so ugly is because they are meant to be worn while your feet are under water. Unless you are standing in the creek, you look like a dumb ass in these shoes.

2. Manpris

Manpris are capri pants for men. Gender neutral? I don't think so.

3. Cosby Sweaters

Quit day dreaming about Pudding Pops and take off that fugly sweater!

4. Coaches Shorts

It is impossible not to look like an asshole in these shorts. It's also impossible not see them and have nightmarish flash backs to 8th grade when some loser who majored in P.E. because he barely passed Remedial College Algebra is spitting in your face about how you better not stop jogging until the bell rings.

5. Mesh T-Shirts

Whether you're catching fish or catching other men, you will always look lame wearing a net for a shirt.

6. Mullets

Business in the front, party in back, douche bag all over.

7. Zubaz

Zubaz are ugly pants with wild designs and lots of room in the crotch (not that you need it). They are designed to expand with your body. Maybe your body expands because you lift weights. Most likely it's because of that beer in your hand. Nonetheless, if A.C. Slater couldn't make these pants look cool, neither can you.

This is also a friendly reminder that mullets and mesh t-shirts are still ugly.

8. Leotards